Talk about a Johnny-Come Lately he did come late being the last to arrive (we think he got lost). Besides Johnny; Diane, Rob, Diane’s Mom, Jim N, Mary P, Rodger (the Dodger) and your truly the “Ace Reporter.” Johnny was all dressed up so I asked him, “who died?” He said, “he was celebrating the fact that your (me-Tommy) is going to stuck being President and VP, at the same time,” I’ll have to become Ambidextrous, what ever that is. I told Johnny, soon to be Ex-President I expected to be addressed as “The Royal Majesty with either a Courtesy or Genuflect; a additional Pirouette is optional. Later Johnny & I had a in depth discussion, which you rather be dating? A Floozy or a Trollop, we argued and the final conclusion was, “whoever owned a liquor store.”
Jim had his smart phone tied into Tall Club Headquarters where we congratulated each other and posed our annual toast to Kae Einfeldt, which was nice to get drunk on her dime. Several Tall clubs from all over the US and England celebrated this festive occasion. Mary & Rodger going around Lake Michigan in Rodgers 1987 Buick. Rodger said if he gets stuck Mary can help push. Johnny’s yacht is in the water (similar to Elvis has left the building). This means we won’t see much of Johnny until his yacht comes out of the water, surprisingly it still floats. I told everyone that my first ex-wife is getting remarried, and that I could’ve become the ring bearer, but I declined and would prefer to circumvent the entire event, I always cry at weddings because it reminds me of the times I got married. Rob is getting his ankle fixed, it went on the Fritz when he fell off a bar stool.
Ace Reporter; Tommy